"If I tell you something, promis me you won't get angry" is by far one of the most stupidest requests one person can ask another. How is one supposed to answer that? Yeah sure! I'll use my extensive knowledge in "voodoo" to predict the words you will mutter, better yet let me pull out that crystal ball I always carry with me, oh and if that projects nothing more than a cloudy vision of the future i'll sacrifice and innocent bystander, burn the body then fucking rain dance around it until the skies above split and your words to be spoken are sent down on a golden slate so that I may consider your request.
Takes a deep breath*
If you do personally know me or your just an individual who will one day be lucky enough to be blessed with my presence (i joke) please never ever ask me to make a promis based upon words that have not been said. If you happen to be thick enough to do exactly that I will ask you to promis me full heartedly that you will in fact travel to a very high cliff and literally jump off it so that the earth my be cleansed of your stupidity.
Wow. Nothing is more therapeutic than digitally conveying your anger towards a ridiculous action. Apart from a few illegal substances maybe.
Whist I still have your attention I just want to say I am sorry I have not posted much but this little thing called "education" kinda had me whipped. I will also have you know we did reach 10,000 views about 2 weeks ago. Hoorah!
Expect more awesomeness soon.
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