Female Toilets

I love how women love to take pride in their independence and ability to do everything on their own yet when it comes to the simple act of taking a piss, they require a whole fucking crowd!? How do you guys work? Do female bladders somehow sync with a friends bladder? I just don't get.

Unless of course it's not about the urine is it? Oh no, toilets are like a hub of data for girls. It's a place where information is freely exchanged and ideas are born. It's a portal of bitchy stats.

Beware my fellow dudes. If your ever hanging with a bunch of lady dudes and they all leave, it aint no universal need to "wee wee". Some serious shit is about to go down. If your partner is amongst that crowd. Just run. Find a new girl man because once those ladies step foot into that toilet judgments will be dropped like fucking bombs!

Or your just a great guy and they all want to get mushy and high pitched and squeak about how wonderful you are. Just be cautious. For the realm they have entered is a dangerous one.

I want to end this curious topic with a simple message "ladies, find a new darn place to hang!" because making life decisions in a place where shit (in it's most literal form) is deposited is just not cool. Not cool at all.