Saturday, March 26, 2011

My Big Dick

I really don't understand guys obsession with comparing the sizes if their penises with other guys. It's always a pointless conversation. It's not like we pull em out and whack them against a ruler. It's all just talk with no concrete evidence. Of course all this only applies to a conversation between a group of heterosexual guys.

It's all about bragging about something you have no control over. None of us can determine how blessed our sausages will be. It's kinda like girls arguing and boasting about their breasts. It's just pointless. There all features we have no control over. No wait girls can shove jelly stuff in their boobs and make them all hard and weird. Ok so lets just keep this theory to guys.

Now I can bet my right fucking leg that some people will be like "aah Ahmad's just saying this because his dick is tiny". Well to those people I would say, you will never know. The size of my penis is of no concern to you. So keep pondering. As long as my other half screams "WOO" I literally could not care about any other opinions.

Like I said before, I just think it's stupid that people judge, argue and boast about things they have no control over. I just dont get that kind of senseless behavior. Boast about your achievements, your education, your job. Things you worked for and earned. Only people who have no real succeses to their name would feel the need to brag about things they had no influence over.

Oh and guys remember it's not about how much yah got, it's about how well you can use it! Zing!    

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