A few weeks back i had no knowledge or understanding of the term FUCK MY LIFE, at this very present moment i have figured it all out! I am going to FML hard! very HARD! if i sound slightly bonkers it's due to the fact that i havent slept very well at all and my not so distant future will aslo not come with the privilege that is sleep.
It is amazing how your prospective of life can change in a matter of hours! No my pet cat did not die, i just realised a few things! Although ifmy cat did die not much would change. He is useless. Saying that he does live an incredibly desirable life. You get fed, then you get your belly and neck scratched, then you sleep. Sure you have to fight the occasional local cat over territory but hey life aint perfect, When your only goal in life is food and impregnating all the local she cats ... its not a lard nock life.
And no, i'm not taking heroine! I just need sleep.
I will literally spend what little money i have of one of you kind people ifwould cuddle me and sing for me as i drift into a beautiful place. i know this wont happen so the £3.50 i have to my name shall not be spent! WOOO
Oh and if you see Borris Johnson on his bike, do kick him off and boot him hard. Transport prices are going up soon!
i have no idea what im on about!
Lifes a bitch!
Stay classy!
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