Friday, December 17, 2010

Clash of testicles

I'm talking about that primal moment where two guys happen to be walking directly oposite each other but neither 1 wants to be the the one to move out the way .. because that makes you weak! 
Oh God those moments ooze testosterone!


You would think the two men stare at each other! No. They look around, pretending to not know about the other! They check their phones, go through their music, look at a shop they may even possibly hate .. Anything to divert their gaze!


As they get closer their hearts race, their stare becomes fixed at the random object they chose but their focus remains on the man infront! They increase the pase of their walk! They stick their chest out! Thats it .. inches left now .. AND BOOM! 


 .. they both lean back away from each other? Blah! We may act as tough as steal! But really were all mushy and warm in the inside! A nation of Ken's as supposed to Action men! It's why skinny jeans took off like they did! 



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