Im very ill. Do i keep telling you this because secretly i want all of you guys to ask me for my address so you can send me cards, teddies maybe even stripers? Possibly.
Now as i took the nap of the century (in your face sleeping beauty) i thought to my self fuck it, wake up for X factor! What? stop judging me! I'm a Saturday night TV addict.
Naturally i over slept. A helpful text saying "you've missed half of x factor" forced me to drag my weak body downstairs .. it took some time, the journey down 2 sets of stairs for me was like that of frodo bagins. I.e tough. But i have spirit! I made it ...
there she was. Cher Lloyd. I only caught about a minute of her. That screeching voice mixed with that face! Why? Why would ITV let such things happen!
Vocally she should have just walked into the middle of that stage and scratched a chalk board!
Oh voters of Wagner (loads of them out there) Use what appears to be your unlimited text bundle to send the vile singer back to her layer (as in send cher home)
Thanks.
Oh mate has the voice of an angel :')
I'm not gay. It's all Bromance.
oh and for my address. Just mail me x
I was gonna send you a stripper :(
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