What Blud?

I actually saw a dick on legs the other day, in a form a boy aged 15/16. Yes so far this post sounds really perverted but please do read on. The boy was sitting on the bus taking up 4 seats all to him self despite the bus getting really busy. He probably didn't even know the meaning of manners and actually looked like a girlie version of Zain from One direction ( x factor ) Yup, didn't know that was actually possible?

So far this guy does sound like a regular dick, but it gets worse. Surprisingly it wasn't the permanent pout he had going on that made this little boy the ultimate dick. At one point of the bus journey he looked out the window, saw someone he knew and said the following, " Man finks hes a propa bad man, idiat! " in a loud voice!

I may be getting older but it seems i no longer have any knowledge of what makes someone a G? Apparently invading bus seats is ultra BAD and gives you a higher status amongst fellow gangsters. So if your looking to be a badman please take my advice. Find your nearest bus, get on, claim your seat. You now run your postcode. Congratulations!