Woo. This time I'm not actually complaining about something! Cool huh? This time i shall blog knowledge on to thee. I am like Guru Wtf ( that should be a thing? )
Lets jump right in. We all hate getting up and getting ready! The only thing takes us real men time is the dreadful act of locating socks. But Cmon man dudes. Fuck morals and ethics. Simply pick your sock up. Take a whiff and if the smell is tolerable, your good to go.
Think of all the things you can now do! You can have more breakfast. Do some educational activities of you haven't already done so ( homework ) Extra SLEEP even! Maybe massage your man bits. All because you chose to get along with germs!
It's OK. Your welcome. Also who ever read man bits and assumed penis, shame on you. I was talking about biceps.
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