Twilight! Seriously? i mean the whole thing is so shit I'm going to blog about it in a boring font. First things first. Pale dull sleep deprived vampires .. not cool. Blood sucking is not sexy either, that's like finding a slap on the face arousing.
There such a huge fan base for this shit, and It's all girls and man girls. If i knew girls loved bloody gore that much, flirting would have been so much easier in my more youthful days. I would have just slapped them on the head. Simples.
Further more whats with bella? I mean she don't have to be that depressing. Even when shes not on camera. She should try this amazing happy thing called smiling, may help the constant depression shes got going on.
I just hate it when dull things get over rated. For a better story about real magical stuff. Harry Potter. That's a real story/movie.
Finally R.I.P Ware wolfs. You will never be cool again. It's sucks Balls that such a cool awesome creature has lost all its funk. Thanks team twilight. I hope all of them get evicted from their homes and live hard lives. Harsh? Very. But very necessary so they realize the magnitude of there mistakes.
If you dig the whole "oh Bella I'm tired and stuff so I'm going to leave you and not eat you and go away so don't follow me because I don't want to sleep with you because I'm a religious vampire" then yes Twishit, I mean Twilight if perfect for you.
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