Friday, November 19, 2010

BATTLE OF THE SEXES!

Girl: Uh Guys are weird
Boy: Girls are worse!

Girl: Your always dicks, were just bad once a month!
Boy: Fuck you! Girls don't even like each other! Guys get on, because were better!

Girl: er No! Every one hates someone! I bet you couldn't handle being a women, bet you couldn't even handle a cramp let alone child birth!

Boy: I bet your to pussy to take a kick in the nuts! 
Girl: (Kicks hits nuts)

Boy: AAAH FUCK .. WHY? 
Girl: PMS!

Boy: That's a myth you FANNY FACE!
Girl: WHAT? 

Boy: Yeah! Just an excuse for being a Bitch!
Girl: Uh! Guys are such dicks! You think you know it all! I hope you balls crack!

Boy: I hope you boob just falls off!
Girl: You loves these OK! If it dropped you would pick it up!
Boy: Probably ..

Girl: Really? :D
Boy: NO! there probably fake! you know to go with all that make up! Fake face!
Girl: YOU BIGOT, to think you could be nice! UH! I hate life! ( girl starts crying )

Boy: um, I was joking?
Girl: GO AWAY! ( cries louder )
Boy: I'm sorry! I didn't mean it! .. You kinda look nice! Look i sorry.
Girl: ..
Boy: Really sorry.
Girl: HAHAHA, Got you! Pussy! oh im so sorry .. what a looser!
Boy: Are you serious? Under them breasts have you no heart?

Girl: Yes i do .. ok! But you really think i look nice?
Boy: Well, you're wearing to much clothing to tell ..

Girl: .. Pervert, I'm going.
Boy: No wait ..... you look nice :)

Girl: .. I like you hair. 
Boy: ( grins ) hey you wana grab some food?
Girl: Calling me fat?
Boy: WHAT? NO! 
Girl: I'm pulling you're leg. Lets go. You're paying ..


And the moral is, Guys love boobs and girls need our sperm .. I joke, we need each other! OK, so why don't we just get on and make babies :) 

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