The London Riots

Most people know I love uprisings. I love the act of communities and entire countries coming together and rising up against Injustice. When I first heard about the incident in Tottenham, I was quite pleased to see a community come together voicing their concern over the death of Mark Duggan.  However as the night progreses it had become apparent that the death of Mark had become an "excuse" for selfish little children to steal all that they desired and to destroy their own neighborhood.

This was the moment that sealed the deal. Now I understand the during the past 3 days the Police have have a monumental task to deal with but had they controlled the situation in Tottenham as they should have, i am sure that London would not be in the state they were in. 

We have seen time and time again how the police is in fact capable of dealing with public disorder. As our Government has continued to fail us, the people have felt the need to protest more and more. The example that explains my frustration best is the first few demonstration against the rise in tuition fees. It may have taken some time but the Police were able to control things in the end.

I think it's time the police do what they are actually capable of and stop worrying about public opinion too much because it seems to me the Police is more concerned the media backlash they may receive for being "too" firm. What they don't understand is standing by and doing very little will only tarnish their reputation even more.

Now lets come of the Police and focus on the little greedy scumbags who found it acceptable to mimic the situation in Tottenham around the city. If you are reading this and you were in fact narrow minded and thick enough to partake in these mindless acts of violence and theft, then Motherfuck you ok.  

I mean really guys, are you that bored? Are your lives that empty? Are your parents that shitty?  Please explain to me what destroying peoples livelihoods in an already difficult economic time will achieve? (im sorry if that last comment was too complex for you simple people).

I just feel disgusted. The images of destruction, the videos of innocent people being mugged and beaten. Clips of the Police being beaten. It all saddens me. Then this morning even the arrival of our Prime Minister amounted to nothing with that weak speech. 

Despite all this what scares me the most is how senseless all this violence is. The fact that it's a riot with no motive. There seem to be no clear reasoning behind all this. It's just greed and a bit of fun. I hope we have seen the worst of it all.

Oh and Birmingham and any other City who saw what happened in London and decided to jump on the bandwagon of stupidity. Get a life. Grow up and just stop being so sad and pathetic. There is nothing glorious about the situation in London.  

I will be posting more thoughts on the riots as the days follow.

In the mean time of you are on twitter then check out #riotcleanup  To see if you can help your local

area in any way possible. 

Stay safe London. And Die you rioters!

Toilet Pictures

I get it. You just did your hair. Your wearing that expensive looking top the sale rack ever so kindly offered you and in your pocket lies technology that allows to capture the moment. The need to produce a "profile picture" is strong. So strong that you miss the fact that your in your toilet.  Not even like a trendy toilet in a club but the one located in your home.

The fact that your on the toilet would lead me to asume that you in fact just "pissed" or "poo'd". Why would you want to show people your post "i did a shit" face? Or you literally locked your self in a toilet to take a picture to post online which of course is more sad then watching the Titanic (movie) on the day you buried a loved one.  

Even if we pretend that it is in fact absolutely acceptable to photograph your self in the crapper. At least be discreet. Try not to include obvious bathroom tiles or toilet seat or a flush etc.

Facebook can make people do some seriously fucked up shit. Like make someone who just had a seriously fucked up shit take a picture not so long after.

Meh   

Pie saved my life

Ok first of all I am referring to the mathematical symbol not the edible treat. Sorry fat people. Actually while im still addressing the fat, eating too much pie will actually do the opposite of saving your life.

Now for those who will consider me a hypocrite for giving fat people advice. I'm pudgy. Theres a difference! Just had to clear that out!

Ok let me drop the banter and get straight to the point. I am going to go ahead and be a daring bustard by scrutinizing the education system!   

.. If you are laughing at me, fuck you, be patient and give me a chance! Jeez.

I just feel like in school we are pretty much fed a fuck load of useless information. I mean come on. Who has ever gained a substantial amount of knowledge from say R.E (religious studies)? The only thing I was taught was the Sikh people wear turbans and funky shorts, Muslims fast for a month every year and a story about Krishna, which I have now forgotten. Bad Ahmad!

I could rant on about many subjects. I could complain about how selective the curriculum for History was and all you learned about was the Slave trade and the Holocaust. Yes their both really important moments in History that children should be taught about but history consists of so much more! Oops I just accidentally ranted on again! My bad.

I believe real "life skills" should be taught to a greater extent. I'm talking about subjects teaching kids how to manage money, how to keep healthy, educating them about the problems their own societies face rather than wasting an hour or two on a lesson that teaches children no useful skills for the world they will soon face.  

Yes the core subjects should remain but the way they are taught must change. GCSE Maths makes a child focus on rather complex maths whilst only tickles the basics. To date I have never ever found my self in a situation where the Pythagoras theory was needed yet the ability to add, subtract, multiply and divide effectively and quickly could prove useful to us nearly on a daily basis.

I believe the 5 years in school should be about ensuring that every student knows the basics of every core subject flawlessly and is taught genuinely useful skills than can be applied to the real world. Yes sir!

The complex parts of these subjects should be left for college. Let me know what you think in the comment section bellow. Mwah

Fucking useless.

Yes I still do this "thaing".

Just took a well deserved break from anything that requires the slightest bit of effort, unless it fucks with my ability to stay alive i.e taking piss etc. During this graceful period I had time to think about a really important question put to me , "how will you blogging change anything?".

Truthful answer, it won't.

My goal is not to solve problems directly but rather encourage people to really think about how this world works. The reason I don't bully people with harsh statistics and carefully picked facts is partly because I am a very lazy guy but more because I want this blog to be about my opinion about things. My own conclusion of the facts I have found.

I don't intend to shove my beliefs into peoples silly looking faces, instead I let them hear (read) what I have to say and let them take that information however they want.

That being said, informing people about fucked up situations is vital. If people aren't aware that a problem exists how on Earth do we expect them to do something about it?

Also I just want to entertain people. If that means I must share with them my weird and wonderful mind .. then so be it.

Expect new posts on a regular basis bitches. Peace!

Cutest baby ever

Clip taken from movie "Despicable me"

 

Guys in cars

What is cool about winding your windows down and blasting out some 2pac? Yeah playing music on that system so that everyone inside the actual car is having a great fucking time is pretty "bad ass" but like I said before flaunting your CD full of mainstream rap music to the public is pretty lame.

You know what else is lame? When guys feel the need to "wheel spin" on a narrow street located in a residential area? Sure if your on an empty motor way and you want to tickle your testosterone a little then yeah by all means pull of some phunky maneuvers, but not when your going past a small group of school girls. Ew.

Sometimes it isn't even young teenagers confused by puberty. Iv'e actually seen young adults partake in these "gangster" rituals.

In the same way advertising your boxer shorts or stabbing someone over a postcode or even mugging someone helpless, being stupid and loud in a car is not going to make you look like a "bad man". All it does is confirm that you are in fact narrow minded.

No im not saying that anyone who has loud music in a car is instantly an idiot. You can tell when someone has the intention of looking cool while noise polluting!  

  

Fat chicks in tights

Ladies please. If your are size 18, tights are just not cool. No im not a hater. Just a promoter of common sense and a savior to eye balls! It's why I don't wear tight t-shirts. Im semi-pudgy. Catch my drift?

To put it quite bluntly, it's disgusting. If you are larger then life it's self please note that some outfits just aint for you. No body wants to see the loose skin on your leg slap your own thighs. Showing off revolting atributes is something people just don't do. It's why we still wear plasters over semi-healed wounds. Sure we can take the plaster off but who wants to keep a sticky scab on display?

Listen up all ya'll large ladies out there. You don't have imitate all the twig like girls to be cool (that only applies to ladies up to the size of say 12, if your any size above that, buy a treadmill and eat nothing but leaves). Take Adele for example. She is an awesome women. Is it her amazing voice that makes her an acceptable large lady? No. It's because she don't wear leggings, tights, jegings or any other skin tight fabrics. Simple.

Bitches be sad

As people why are we so dam miserable? Why do we leech on to negativity? All this gloom and darkness has pretty much made this world a pretty cold one and I aint talking about temperature.

I never thought I would say this but the expresion "Shit happens" is a pretty wise one. We all go through negative experiences. Bad things happen. Can it be stopped? No. Yes it is much easier said then done but we have to at least attempt to let these experiences go. Learn from them, and apply that knowledge so that we don't face that negativity again.

Now i'm not saying if your Dog dies you just shrug your shoulders and say "aah well at least I have learned that practicing wrestling moves on a dog may actually kill the little bastard, i will be sure not to do that again". Yes that is moving on and learning but if you have to show remorse then do so, if your dealing with a loss of someone or something then yeah by all means let out those emotions but when it comes to little problems in life wether it be work or a relationship you can't just hold on to them and let then bring you down.

Life really is too short. Yeah like I said bad things doo happen but so do good things. We just dont focus on positivity. Being part of the "Google" age we take fuck loads of pictures. How many of them are actually for memories sake? Lets be honest most are taken to either show off that new outfit or to glamorise our rather plain lives to make us look like rockstars (endless photos of clubbing, yawn).

Look all im saying is life consists of positive and negative experiences. These situations, these experiences can define us as people. If you do nothing but focus on the bad, don't be surprised if you your self consider your life as "shit". Life is truly a blessing. Focus on what you have. Focus on the good and hopefully that will reflect ur behavior, your emotions, your life in a positive way.

Yeah i sound like an expensive therapist on day time television. But I speak the truth. ish.

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Time of the month

Yes ladies. We get it. Once a month you have the need to turn hulk like and become a bit "hasty" to put it lightly. Fair enough we can accept that. One thing though, guys can have their moments of frustration too. The process of breaking down eggs is not the only factor in the world that causes stress and frustration. Believe it or not.

If your (male) partner is a little agitated dont go yelling "OH MY GOD. YOU HAVE CHANGED! WHO ARE YOU? I JUST DONT KNOW YOU ANY MORE". Dam girl. Chill. Here's some evidence for ya, if your a female and you said this outside of the month of darkness then BAM this is concrete evidence that you can actually loose your mind without the aid of cramps.

Many things can cause stress. Education, work, an illness maybe. Now this but goes for guys too. If your other half is stressed, agitated and basically don't seem like their normal self's. Don't go accusing them of being different. Don't give them another reason to be down. Help them. Talk to them. Find out what the problem is and help them deal with it.

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